Okay, folks, it's time to play "guess the part"! The fun and exciting contest where players compete to win exciting prizes, like the knowledge that they managed to identify an obscure homemade part of an Audi!
Here's a photo of the part in question:

Okay, maybe it's not that exciting...
But it's a bit exciting for me: that's the bracket for my ABS pump! The photo shows it rotated about 90 degrees clockwise from how it gets installed in the car - in other words the large U-shaped sheet metal piece faces upward. The pump mounts in the 3 notches in that part. The long "arm" pointing to the left in the photo rests on and is bolted to the engine mount bracket on the car's frame. The shorter bracket below it goes to a bolt on the wheel well (a stud, actually, that I think is part of a bracket holding the brake like in the wheel well). And the one pointing toward the rear of the photo with the bend in it connects to one of the bolts holding the brake master to the booster.
The whole thing is made of 304 stainless around 1/8" thick, and I'm proud to say I welded it myself:

Okay - those maybe aren't quite world-class welds but they get the job done. And I think it's pretty good for someone with crappy skills and a MIG welder that cost just over $100.00.
Oh and to circle back on the last crisis: GAP *did* come through with a shiny new caliper for me. And I'm getting another one to replace the other crummy rebuilt on the front, so hopefully I'll have happy brakes for a long time. :woowoo: