In the meantime, I swapped on a Beetle steelie, bandaged the torn intercooler hose with a Smart Water bottle and some zip ties and drove her into my shop...

Honestly, I think the hardest part of the repair would be getting the door off and replacing the rocker panel. Otherwise, most everything else is a bolt-on affair.
Of course while perusing fleabay I came across something I never in a million years would've thought I'd like - a body kit!
But its actually kind of awesome:

Its way more than budgeted for in my estimate, but I can make it work. What do you think?